Hey everyone! I'm a laid back 24 yo stoner and thought I'd make a stoner quote blog for whenever I think about something funny or serious or whatever when I'm stoned. Most everything is original from my head, too, so be sure to subscribe to my feed and tell your friends about Stoner Quotes blog!
I wonder when the standard pull out bong slide first got popular, because every older hippie (50+) that I smoke with has trouble fucking pulling the slide out and always asks "Wheres the carb?"
Here's a great pickup line I made up and failed with: "Hey baby, you remind me of an old Mario game since you're so cheap and easy." ;)
"Was the Pope's hat really originally intended for the Easter Bunny? Any other explanation about the shape doesn't make sense.."