Mario Should Have Smoked Instead Of Shroomed

Funny text on a poster that I saw today:

"Don't be racist! Be like Mario:
He's an Italian plumber
created by Japanese People,
who speaks English
and looks like a Mexican.

...jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew"
    -Random poster

No Harm Done

"My final point about alcohol, about drugs, about Pornography... What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see or take into my body as long as I don't harm another human being whilst on this planet? And for those of you having a little moral dilemma on how to answer this, I'll answer for you. NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! Take that to the bank, cash it and take it on a vacation outta my fucking life. And stop bringing shotguns to UFO sightings, they might be here to pick me up and take me with 'em."
     -Bill Hicks

Yeah, I just went there

Why is it called getting stoned? Terms like 420, joint, roach, bong, etc. all have origins but the term 'stoned' seems to remain a mystery. Obviously you don't turn into a stone, my fingers still 'fing' ;)

Short Term Memory

Sorry that I haven't posted a new quote in a few days, I must have had short term memory loss and forgot I had this website :) More stoner quotes coming real soon!

Stoners Are Friendly

"It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend."
    -Louis Armstrong

Coke Sucks

"Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for MARIJUANA?"
    -Bob Saget (Half Baked)

Words That Lie

"They call them fingers but I never see them fing."
    -Otto

Is it just me, or would The Simpsons be awesome if they made a stoner version with green characters instead of yellow?...

Help Me Out Here

What is the opposite of being up for doing something? Because it's not being down with doing something..

Classic

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
    -Anonymous

Stoner Quotes

"Well I was looking for some famous stoner quotes and I found a page full of different quotes. Here ya go."
    -Mark Twain

He must not have seen my website..